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Pickled Onions

Just a few ingredients and a jar.  I now keep these perpetually on-hand for sandwiches and salads and whatever else.  So good.

Ingredients:

  • Onion (red)
  • 1 C water
  • 1 C vinegar
  • 1 t salt
  • 1 T sugar
  • some crushed red peppers (I usually omit this as I don’t find them much a contribution)

Directions:

  • Warm the water and vinegar enough to dissolve the sugar and salt.
  • Fill a seal-able jar with thinly sliced red onion.
  • Pour the cooled liquid mixture into the jar, covering the onion slices.
  • Seal jar and place in the refrigerator.

Go forth and make sandwiches!

JamesIsIn

Smoked Oatmeal Stuffing

I wanted to try something different for stuffing this year, so I surfed the Web and cobbled together several stuffing recipes to form this delicious mess of brown.  It does contain some pretty classic elements (dried fruit and sage, for example), but using oatmeal as the base instead of toasted bread as well as punching it up with dried Bing cherries should set this apart from the competitors.  (In my mind, when a recipe I create turns out well I imagine myself having done well in a contest.)

Anyway, here are the important bits.

Ingredients:

  • 1 lb sausage (I used hot Italian because that was available)
  • 2 shallots diced
  • 2 or 4 celery stalks diced
  • 2 or 3 leeks sliced maybe half an inch thick
  • 8 oz dried Bing cherries
  • fresh sage (I probably added around two of those plastic fresh boxes from my garden so maybe a quarter cup?) (this is the only herb so don’t skimp unless the sausage you use is sage forward, in which case go easier I guess)
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • cayenne to taste
  • 1 cube butter give or take very soft
  • 5 cups rolled oats + 1 cup steel cut oats (one could alter the ratio as desired)
  • 3 or 4 cups chicken stock (I make my own; be careful if you use store bought because they tend to be salty)

Directions:

  • Brown the sausage (it will cook together later so concentrate on browning only)
  • (I use a pastry knife to break up the browned sausage once browned)
  • transfer sausage to very large bowl
  • In the same pan and beginning with the shallots and then in order the celery, leeks, and cherries
  • add the oatmeal(s), sage, and the soft butter to the bowl; mix let macerate for ten minutes
  • add maybe half the stock to the bowl; mix
  • When the vegetables are softened add them to the bowl and mix thoroughly
  • Add salt, pepper, and cayenne tasting as you progress
  • Add up to the remaining stock (not too wet but not too dry) and continue to mix thoroughly
  • layer the mixture into your smoking pan(s), cover in foil, and transfer to smoker
  • smoke for a good 90 minutes repositioning as necessary (my smoker only goes to 275f so that’s what I used)
  • uncover and smoke for another half hour (adjust covering and uncovering to get your desired smokiness

Something like that.  I didn’t take notes.  Or these are my notes just several days after the fact.  Probably the next batch will be even better!  This is likely the best stuffing I’ve ever had so that’s something.

JamesIsIn

The Great Portland Pickle Run of 2021

Harry and I made a trip to Portland in order that I might select and purchase a new chimenea.  Due to pandemic related supply issues we were unable to get a new chimenea.  However, we did bring back some of Harry’s favorite pickles.

This color-edited image was shot 8 July 2021 in Portland at a food court, if memory serves.

HarryO Post-Pickle
HarryO Post-Pickle

Never pass an opportunity for adventure.

JamesIsIn

Mom’s Goulash (Mostly)

My mom made a pretty authentic goulash in certain respects.  In certain other respects it wasn’t really goulash at all.  I’m now making something somewhere in between.

The Hungarians would make a sort of soup called goulash and serve that with or over cubed boiled potatoes.  The Germans like a thicker version and serve that over spaetzle.  My mom used elbow macaroni.  I have a spaetzle maker but usually just reach for a nice orzo lately.

My mom used a combination of tomato juice and tomatoes.  I skip the juice.  Feel free to include some to make a thinner version.  You could also add chicken stock to take it more into the soup dimension.  My mom used stewed tomatoes but I use just diced.  She also added “a little sugar”.  I’ve dropped this as well.

My mom used ground beef, but I’ve gone more traditional here and cube nice beef and brown that.

Finally, my mom didn’t use paprika (I know!) and I use a lot.  If I can brown the beef and sauté the onions over fire I use Hungarian sweet, but if I can’t I use Spanish smoked paprika instead.  Or maybe a combination.  I’m not too picky about this detail.

Ingredients:

  • 1 lb beef (browned)
  • 2 large onions (sautéed but not browned)
  • 1 T garlic (optional, I usually skip but sweat these after the onions)
  • tomatoes (2 x 28 oz cans of Muir Glen diced is typical for me)
  • salt and pepper
  • ¼ C paprika (yes, a lot)

Directions:

  • brown beef and set aside
  • sauté onions in whatever fat remains, scrap up the bits, and let them go translucent (take your time)
  • add everything into the pot (except the pasta) and let that simmer for a long while, relax
  • cook the pasta you chose (or potatoes or make spaetzle) (1 box of orzo is a good portion for the above)
  • you can combine the starch and sauce together and server or serve portions (I usually combine in the pasta just prior to serving time so it’s a one pot stop)

That’s it.  Basic.  Easy.  Fucking delicious.

JamesIsIn

i fell into a field of flowers

   i fell into a field of flowers
and lingered here for ten long hours
because on every petaled face
caressly lips  i could retrace;

my swiftly simple soul was spilt
as i watched  one flower wilt:
as each petal    soft as felt
fell to the Earth where i was knelt,

     i realized how cruel time
  steams up the ridge of pantomime
 whereby the tracks,  upon the lip
 of the hill, we toil and somewhen slip

   and fall off the trecherous tracks
into the languid flowers. on our backs,
  yawning  exhaustly  from the fall,
 too timidly tired to utter a call,

 we stare  into the freckled blue
sky high above this flowered view-
ing bed; we listen to the distant   whistles
with ourselves amidst the stamen and the pistils

   as now here i nestle,  sitting
with the empty stem of love spitting
      hard, dry petals  at my hand,
   holding my body  to the land

   again   i will not rise un-
     til the face of the luminous sun
   crests the western rise of pine
    and oak, until her eyes shine

    on my precarious body
     against this sod.  me,
   with what memory whispers
¡ah, crescendo! in lead-lined slippers,

   i left my work, my hammer
   i left the cracked tracks clamor
   to sift memory  from the day
   to knead the bread of heart; i say,

   i fell into a field of flowers
and lingered here for ten long hours
because on every petaled face
caressly lips i could retrace.

JamesIsIn

Mom’s Chocolate Zucchini Bread

My mom makes chocolate zucchini bread.  Well, she did when we were kids.  I don’t think they eat so much dessert foods now that we’re grown.  Regardless, I asked her to send me the old recipe.  The poor card has seen better days!

Ingredients
Ingredients
Directions
Directions

I’ll do my best to get those interpreted correctly here.

Ingredients:

  • 2 ½ C flour (unsifted)
  • 2 C sugar
  • ½ C cocoa [presumably Dutch processed but certainly powder]
  • 3 eggs
  • 2 ½ t baking powder
  • 2 t vanilla
  • 1 ½ t [baking] soda
  • 2 t orange peel (grated) [zest]
  • 1 t salt
  • 1 t cinnamon
  • 2 C zucchini (shredded)
  • ¾ C butter or margarine [seriously, butter though]
  • ½ C milk
  • [ewe] 1 C pecans or walnuts (chopped) [No nuts!  obviously optional]

Directions:

  • Pour [something] greased and floured [something] [maybe cake] pan or Bundt pan
  • [over]
  • Bake 350° for 1 hr
  • Cool in pan for 15 min
  • Turn out on wire rack
  • Cool thoroughly
  • Glaze

Glaze:

  • 2 C powdered sugar
  • 3 T milk
  • 1 t vanilla

I have no specific memory have actually eating it, but I know we greatly enjoyed doing so.

Enjoy!

JamesIsIn