As you know, we here at Zoom Laboratories are constantly seeking out the newest pathways in science and technology which might bring humanity ever closer to our collective envisioned greatness.

Most recently we discussed our proposed solution to the transportation problem, but today we are looking at a new development in human learning.

It has been widely reported that we may soon be driving cars that run on poop (read and view).  But what about enhancing human experience in the other direction?

There has been an astounding and revolutionary breakthrough in the burgeoning science of autorectalinfomatics.  Not only would we be able to absorb through sensitive tissues great amounts of knowledge, this could eventually revolutionize learning institutions through a system for which we have pending patents:  The Public Enema.

It is indeed a very exciting time to be alive.  When you consider the possibilities of accoupling this uptake system with the vast data repository we so affectionately call the Interwebz, it is easy to say:  Now you too can possess a shitload of knowledge.

Va sa in culo, amici.