I’m not socially distanced; I’m physically distanced. I mean right now: I’m physically distancing. I am socially distanced but that has been a life-long endeavor. –– MC Lemony Fresh
I’m old enough to joke about being old but not so old the jokes are no longer funny. –– MC Lemony Fresh
Hank Williams was a punk rocker compared with Shania Twain. That’s a weapon of mass deception. –– MC Lemony Fresh