Live to twerk; don’t twerk to live.

–– MC Lemony Fresh

I’m not socially distanced; I’m physically distanced.
I mean right now:  I’m physically distancing.

I am socially distanced but that has been a life-long endeavor.

–– MC Lemony Fresh

Re-posting shit on social media still qualifies as spam!

–– MC Lemony Fresh

Culture is a grassroots movement.

–– MC Lemony Fresh

I’m old enough to joke about being old but not so old the jokes are no longer funny.

–– MC Lemony Fresh

Everyone knows we’re living in a thought experiment.

–– MC Lemony Fresh

Will the last painter know they have painted the last painting?

–– MC Lemony Fresh

Fucking pessimists…

–– MC Lemony Fresh

Hank Williams was a punk rocker compared with Shania Twain.  That’s a weapon of mass deception.

–– MC Lemony Fresh

The Internet is sooooo 2001.

–– MC Lemony Fresh