Here I will offer reinterpretations of things humans say. The purpose is to show how odd the original thing said was. We’ll see how well these translate.
My imaginary friend has a purpose for your pain, a reason for your struggles, and a gift for your faithfulness.
With my imaginary friend all things are possible.
I never thought sobriety could be this satisfying. Since I put down the drugs, my imaginary friend has blessed me in immeasurable ways.
Don’t worry, my imaginary friend is never blind to your tears, never deaf to your prayers, and never silent to your pain.