This telephone number belongs to some spammer assholes:

800-847-2911

It will probably die soon, as it should.  They wanted me to visit some (presumably shitty-spammy) Web site.

Also, I had a text message from efagtiopla@gmail.com; I want to quote the entire text because it’s so laughable:

call my office at (011)6703308191 we need to discuss about last month

Incidentally, in case you didn’t know (I didn’t), zero-one-one is merely how to prefix an international call here in the US.  The next three are the country code (670) and that is for Timor.

For the curious, I wasn’t in Timor last month.  At least I don’t recall being there.

Then there was this lovely gem from dvwegjb@iphonetext.us:

Your cell phone was chosen to win a brand new 32GB i Pad 3! hxxp://alerts.iphonetext.us

(I have redacted the URL for the safety of all.)

Also the similarly styled message from 807-842-5369@textwinners.net:

Your number was randomly selected to recieve a $1,000 Walmart Gift Card! Claim it now at [the same site as the e-mail]. Your code is: 6712

I didn’t realize you could buy a $1000 worth of stuff at Walmart.

Been a spamtastic month.  Bastards.