Category Archives: Il Bugiale

Dear Sir, Madame, or Hermaphroditic High Chancellor: I am writing to commend your proletariat-crushing progress and express my willingness to join your blood-thirsty ranks. I think you will greatly appreciate my gold-lust and past exploitations.  You will find in my … Continue reading →

As you know, we here at Zoom Laboratories are constantly seeking out the newest pathways in science and technology which might bring humanity ever closer to our collective envisioned greatness. Most recently we discussed our proposed solution to the transportation … Continue reading →

It has come to my attention that a number of pictures are coming to light which include a remarkable likeness of my person involved in modest scenes dating from the 1980’s in America. Specifically in Lake Stevens. I’m not here … Continue reading →

There are a lot of naughty bits scattered about the Interweb.  As a matter of fact the most troublesome aspect of all the naughty bits out there is their sheer magnitude.  No one will ever be able to get through … Continue reading →

I do my best thinking in the bathroom.  Earlier this morning I was seated on the throne, contemplating.  My face was in my hands, my elbows were on my knees, the lights were off.  I was just sitting and thinking. … Continue reading →